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HOLY TOASTING Boy : do you have a boyfriend? Girl : No. I don’t want a boyfriend. Boy : Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said, ‘It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him’.” Girl : But I don’t love you. Boy : 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love, does not know God, because God is love.” Girl : So how do I discern that your words are true? Boy : Matthew 12:34b “For the mouth speaks what the heart is full of." Girl : But how can I be sure that you are faithful and honest? Boy : Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away." Girl : But why me? There are so many girls out there. Boy : Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all!” Girl : But what do you see in me, that makes you love me? Boy : Song of Songs 4:7 " You are altogether beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you." Girl : But really, I’m not that beautiful … you’re exaggerating. Boy : Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is deceptiv...

Do you remember: Those days when we went to school, lined up and the headmistress and teachers inspect our nails and uniform, then we m atch to our classrooms? The days of 'Nasco Biscuit', 'Okin biscuit', 'Trebor', 'Iced Coloured water' tied in nylon (we called it "lolly")? The days of 'Goody-Goody' and 'Pako Biscuit'? The day of mixing rice and stew together The days of soaking bread inside tea The days of Ali and Simbi, Mr Salami and Mrs Salami, Edet lives in Calabar? Those days when one naira is money, when groundnut was 5kobo and 'choco milo' sweet was 5 kobo? The days of messing game, 'who is in the garden', 'police and thief'? The days of 'Mama and Papa'? The days when we use to build houses with sand, play 'Suwe game', 'tinco tinco', 'change of style', 'ten ten', 'skipping', 'stop!'? Those days when we used to fly kite on streets, when boys us...

Random Jokes When a white man creates a phone and you video chat with your brother you call it technology but when your Grandmother in the village use a mirror to see you in your house in Lagos, you call it witchcraft. It's about tym we value our Nigerian products.😂😂  🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 In Africa we don't need CCTV cameras, the neighbours are enough 😂. if you think i'm lying, bring your girlfriend home when your wife is not around and see 😂😂😂😂😂😂  Am done with Nigerian movies, how can a native doctor say, the charm will work in Jesus name....😂😂😂😂😂 Guys! Best way to propose to a girl Take her in a boat to the middle of the river and say " Chiamaka marry me or leave my boat. Wisdom na my baptismal name😂😂😂 *Toothpicks* *were* *missing* *in* *the* *house*, *then* *my* *Mother* *asked* *our* *maid*, *and* *she* *was* *like*: 😧it's not me, even when I use I put them back 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Some African Parents will be like 'I will not place Curse o...